Last night. Typical shit. Some bitch (complete bitch) was supposed to bite the dust.
Long story short, she maced me. Right in the fucking eyes. She literally reached over my visor and sprayed me in the fucking eyes. Christ, I thought chemical warfare was outlawed. Piece of shit.
She fucking screamed at me and ran away before I could cave her skull in. Called me a rapist or something. Fucking rapist. What did she think I was going to do, ram my hammer in her? Well, I was to a certain extent, but nonetheless.
Couldn't go into work today. Got sprayed early in the morning and the shit was still in my eyes. Called in sick, told Frank 2 I had the flu. And to add insult to fucking injury, the bitch has gone to the cops. Which means it's Oz's problem now. And Oz really doesn't like having to handle other people's problems. I am eleven kinds of fucked, and I don't even have a target for tonight. Here comes the most hellish fucking weekend ever to have taken place.
How was everyone else's fucking day?